I know I’m cute #265

What more can I say. Take a picture.

The harness is not for me, it’s for the ladies.

Don’t I look cute?

No need to answer, I KNOW I look cute.

Chris Brown

Not for nothing…but I would be a litttle scared to be this close. Okay ALOT! Don’t beat me!!!

Missing Miss Daisy

Jessica Simpston, maam, I have a few questions. Do you think she could have run away? Did you have a fight the last time you two were together? Did she seem depressed? Did anyone else have a fight with her?

Adrien Brody

Both look just like daddy.

Mom… the tie? Really???

What the heck is that?

Simon Cowell

I can imagine how this would go:

Simon (in British superior accent)  “Are you an idiot? Why didn’t you flush the toilet? Loser pets don’t flush toilets. It’s true. What did you think, I’m on America’s Got Talent just to father an incompetent, stupid bag of fur?”

The bachelor finale

It was a ‘party’ at my pad the other day. My owner and our friend cooked dinner and drank wine (supposedly I’m too young for the later, really?) to prepare for some boring, non-amusing show called The Bachelor. Again I say boring. There was nothing in that show for me…so I just slept for 3 hours!!

My first bar

On a day where I was suppose to be lounging, my owner decides to run some errands…with me. Oh boy. She carried me in her fancy pancy bag to a pet store. Whatevs. Then bought a stupid harness so then I had to walk on my own.

And since I could walk on my own, I could go to the bar with her and her bad influence friends (see’ friends’ below). How classy. Tuesday at 3:00PM with wee wee pads, dog treats, her bad influence friends, and me.

My first bar. Of course people loved me. Next.

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