Simon Cowell

I can imagine how this would go:

Simon (in British superior accent)  “Are you an idiot? Why didn’t you flush the toilet? Loser pets don’t flush toilets. It’s true. What did you think, I’m on America’s Got Talent just to father an incompetent, stupid bag of fur?”

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