On my morning walk
All the females try to smell me
All their moms and dads want to rub on my belly
On my morning walk
All the dog boys want to be alpha
Got no time for that, just want to chew some alfalfa
On my morning walk
I still don’t lift my leg to pee
I get away with all, so stop trying to hate on me.
It’s DJ Fox talk
Got the looks to back the bark
Took a pic for ya’ll all
Of me on my morning walk.
Outtie. DJ Fox xx
What more can I say. Take a picture.
The harness is not for me, it’s for the ladies.
No need to answer, I KNOW I look cute.
Not for nothing…but I would be a litttle scared to be this close. Okay ALOT! Don’t beat me!!!
Jessica Simpston, maam, I have a few questions. Do you think she could have run away? Did you have a fight the last time you two were together? Did she seem depressed? Did anyone else have a fight with her? 
Both look just like daddy.
Mom… the tie? Really???
What the heck is that?
I can imagine how this would go:
Simon (in British superior accent) “Are you an idiot? Why didn’t you flush the toilet? Loser pets don’t flush toilets. It’s true. What did you think, I’m on America’s Got Talent just to father an incompetent, stupid bag of fur?”
It was a ‘party’ at my pad the other day. My owner and our friend cooked dinner and drank wine (supposedly I’m too young for the later, really?) to prepare for some boring, non-amusing show called The Bachelor. Again I say boring. There was nothing in that show for me…so I just slept for 3 hours!!
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