On my morning walk. Fox xx

On my morning walk

All the females try to smell me

All their moms and dads want to rub on my belly

On my morning walk

All the dog boys want to be alpha

Got no time for that, just want to chew some alfalfa

On my morning walk

I still don’t lift my leg to pee

I get away with all, so stop trying to hate on me.

It’s DJ Fox talk

Got the looks to back the bark

Took a pic for ya’ll all

Of me on my morning walk.

Outtie. DJ Fox xx

I know I’m cute #265

What more can I say. Take a picture.

The harness is not for me, it’s for the ladies.

Don’t I look cute?

No need to answer, I KNOW I look cute.

Chris Brown

Not for nothing…but I would be a litttle scared to be this close. Okay ALOT! Don’t beat me!!!

Missing Miss Daisy

Jessica Simpston, maam, I have a few questions. Do you think she could have run away? Did you have a fight the last time you two were together? Did she seem depressed? Did anyone else have a fight with her?

Adrien Brody

Both look just like daddy.

Mom… the tie? Really???

What the heck is that?

Simon Cowell

I can imagine how this would go:

Simon (in British superior accent)  “Are you an idiot? Why didn’t you flush the toilet? Loser pets don’t flush toilets. It’s true. What did you think, I’m on America’s Got Talent just to father an incompetent, stupid bag of fur?”

The bachelor finale

It was a ‘party’ at my pad the other day. My owner and our friend cooked dinner and drank wine (supposedly I’m too young for the later, really?) to prepare for some boring, non-amusing show called The Bachelor. Again I say boring. There was nothing in that show for me…so I just slept for 3 hours!!

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